27.11.11
I am a Winner
4.11.11
Being Happy
2.11.11
20.10.11
Themes and Learning
Interdit
When I was born
I imagine you were reading Salinger;
I imagine it was simultaneous:
your teenage angst, my infant struggle.
Your dreams were made of ideas
intellectual prowess academic progression.
I am your interruption.
I am the idea that chases your fingers
around and around in your hair;
I am the voice that spills your coffee,
forming perfect rings on an essay
left over from before my entrance.
I imagine a lot of things.
Remember when we shared an ipod?
By plugging our ears in,
we wired our brains together,
but you weren't allowed to hold my hand.
You could do it now,
If you could reach across
all of these rivers,
if I could stop
burning all of these bridges.
Every time I kissed you
I tried to narrate it in my head:
How did we lead up to this?
What brought your face so close to mine?
Do we leave imagination any room to wiggle?
This is why you stopped kissing
(me).
This puts all the coffee
back into your cup, and
runs a comb through your hair,
slicked back with river water;
This places brick on top of brick,
not a bridge but a wall:
a solid, tangible obstacle.
I don't bother reaching towards it.
Your fingers will never
graze the rough red surface,
nor wish it were my face.
But I can put my back against it,
and sneer at all those phonies,
fingers interlocking tightly,
and pretend that
I don't believe in love.
4.10.11
For Real, I Want Answers!!
Pretty please, will y'all comment with your three favorites from this blog, or others of mine you've read if that applies to you? I want accurate feedback; this means a lot to me!
Thank you!
Cardigans
The Daily Whine, with Boyfriend Steak
accompanied by a side dish of offensive behavior,
finished by a dessert of inappropriate laughter.
It does not matter-to you-
if I am in the cafeteria
slowly slurping scalding soup,
or nestled in the library
privately practicing punctuation;
You will trail after me, following me
like a parade of Ugly Ducklings
who believe I am their swan.
I want to glide peacefully across my lake
letting my iniquities settle to the bottom
to become the slime another generation will get between its toes.
You want me to ruffle my feathers again.
You want me to stir the lake with my own toes.
You want to believe that inwardly
I am just like you.
You wear your hearts in your mouths,
tangled in your teeth,
then blush as though you thought they were secrets.
You paint your outsides dark
Not because you are sad, but because you wish you could be.
I do not.
I wear cardigans like lightbulbs.
No one is afraid of the light, the surface of the placid lake;
That's not where you look for secrets.
27.9.11
NANOWRIMO
18.9.11
Between 8th and 9th Avenues, Right Across from the Hospital
When I think about that house
I am reminded of a discarded exoskeleton:
The utmost protection and structure,
so easily crushed between my thumb and forefinger.
I imagine some other family
will eat breakfast in that kitchen,
spilling milk across the table
and reminding each other of their manners.
On Sunday nights they will likely
gather in the basement,
chairs across that squishy place in the carpet,
to watch old movies, over and over.
Chore days will find a petulant child
crouching over the toilet upstairs
cursing whoever it was who thought
intricate black and white tiling would look nice on that floor.
I imagine a girl will open those west windows
and let the curtains flutter in the breeze.
She may use the barre for ballet or for displaying her scarves,
But will she ever notice the outlines of where I smeared poetry onto the mirrors in soft blue wax?
What if the shelves by the fire
are filled with knick-knacks instead of books?
What if the yellow walls are painted white?
What if music never fills the kitchen at Christmas,
and the porch light loses its supernatural glow?
What if I forget how it looked like then,
and all I can see is what it looks like now?
What if, in a moment of carelessness,
I close my hand into a fist
and hear the horrible crunching sound
of old beetle flesh becoming dust?
16.9.11
Input?
8.9.11
Two Nights
i.
Sometimes-
in the corner of my eyes-
I think you are
Someone else.
Those particular glasses,
The way your voice
pitches when impassioned-
a subtle perfume
of clumsiness and pretension.
ii.
Last night-
it was almost this morning-
I was huddled in a blanket
and he was giggling madly.
Beside me.
I wanted him
(both to stop and to hold)
but I could not reach out.
I would not speak.
Even in sleep
I am afraid.
iii.
Now-
that I am sitting across from you-
I see you have
that same 5 o'clock shadow
speckled by acne,
broken by a sneer.
Your hands are the same shape,
nails trimmed identically.
I am not speaking;
on the inside
I am determined not to give you
a reason to comfort me.
I do not want to feel your hands.
iv.
Later-
crawling from a bumbling taxi-
I understand.
You have two eyes
that can't see everything;
a voice
that knows its birdsong;
an air
that colors your actions;
a cleft chin
that spouts oil and hair;
and ten fingers
that grow strong from listing facts.
You are human.
He is human.
I am lonely.
It is all the same.
6.9.11
27.8.11
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
22.8.11
Things I Love About The South
- Grits, every morning if I want. Yes. :)
- Barbecue, like the real stuff.
- Hush puppies.
- Caribou Coffee
- GoodBerry's Frozen Yogurt, and the cute, scruffy employee
- It's green all over here :)
- The bugs make silly noises
- Most of my extended family is an hour and a half away, maximum
- The Accents. Need I say more?
- Humidity. I like it, ok? I'm weird.
- The general Southernness.
19.8.11
Unresolved Issues With the Animal Kingdom: The Monsanto Link
7.8.11
Learning
4.8.11
Sometimes You Win. Sometimes You Drive Into Retaining Walls.
3.8.11
Spices
I wrote this story as a joke with a friend, but part of that joke involves it being posted on the internet. Enjoy!
The smudged glass doors swung open, cueing a mournful “ding-dong”, dragged reluctantly from the overworked, exhausted intercom. He sighed, setting down his damp rag on the counter, feeling rather overworked and exhausted himself, and arranged his features into a falsely cheerful grin to greet the customer. When he saw her, however, a genuine smile broke out beneath the veneer, creating tiny crinkles in the corners of his mouth and eyes, imperceptible individually, but collectively brightening his appearance.
She had long, smooth dark hair, a mouth made for giggling, and large, round blue eyes which glittered when she laughed. She came here often, but did not keep a schedule. Like her smiles, her visits were a welcome surprise, a golden break in the monotony of fast food. He’d seen her debit card enough times to know her name, but he never let himself use it; to name her would be to make her real, to unravel the fantasies he created about who she was.
“How can I help you today?” he said brightly, stepping behind his register, his hands hovering above the keyboard, ready to type in her usual order.
“The usual, please,” she replied, offering up a small, somewhat sheepish smile.
He gave her the familiar total while she dug in her bag for her familiar wallet, just as they had the first time she’d walked through those doors, as they had every time since.
There was nothing inherently remarkable about her the first day. She was just another customer. It wasn’t until after she’d placed her order that he’d really looked at her, giving an identity to someone who was once just another faceless consumer. She had ordered eight tacos and water. It did not seem to be a joke, nor was there anyone with her who could have dared her. In amazement, he watched surreptitiously from behind the counter as she delicately ate each taco, dabbing daintily at her mouth with the paper napkin. Nothing so dignified had ever spent so much time in The Taco Hut and it fascinated him.
Sometimes she brought other people with her-a group of giggling girls, a somber friend, even the occasional disappointed male- but most of the time she came alone, quietly eating her tacos in a shallow booth by the largest window. She took her time, savored each mouthful, and shut out the rest of the restaurant while she chewed. It was peaceful, like a meditation or a prayer.
There had to be a reason she spent so much time in that taco dump-heap. It was not known for either its cleanliness or the superior quality of its food, it wasn’t on any main thoroughfares, and it wasn’t a chain. Usually he imagined she was a famous actress, hiding from her press, seeking refuge in plain sight. Occasionally he would suppose she came from an abusive family, that these calmer moments were her only source of respite. His imagination ran wild with her image, but each story found a way to block his reality from touching hers. He imagined himself into corners where if he dared to step beyond, to ask her name, to develop a friendship even, something foul would occur. The press would find her, her father would beat her for trying to escape with another man, or she would be frightened and never come back.
Someday, he told himself while he waited for her next arrival, someday I’ll get out of my head. I’ll ask her what her name is so I can stop pretending I don’t already know. Someday I’ll know why she keeps coming back.
As he handed back her card, he resolved, not for the first time, that upon her next visit he would introduce himself. She smiled as though she could read his mind and sighed a little before grabbing her water cup and ducking over to the fountain to fill it.
Soon she was ensconced in her booth, and he had returned to his thorough wipe-down of the counter tops. He took his turn in sighing before sliding back into the kitchen to clean up a cheese spill. As he swept the sticky orange strings into a garbage can he heard the door’s lugubrious song once again. Glancing out into the dining room, he saw her paused, her hand on the door handle, holding it open a few inches. She caught his eye.
“Goodbye.”
He smiled and lifted his hand in farewell as she disappeared.
She didn’t come back. Not that week, nor the next. It was not unheard of for her to disappear like this, but nonetheless he was disappointed. Every sound of the doorbell spiked his heart rate, but the face of every stranger pulled him down until he could feel his pulse pumping dimly in his feet. A month went by, and then another and it became clear that she was never coming back. It was as if someone had taken a giant eraser and scrubbed her out of her booth, then replaced her with a bevy of screaming toddlers and scruffy bums scarfing tacos and dripping sauce onto the sticky tabletop. She had escaped, and so he moved on.
“You’re wasting your time, kid,” his wizened manager grunted from the corner of his crusty mouth. He spit into the sink before continuing, “no one is gonna buy some damn gourmet taco. Go ahead, go to night school, blow your money on a fruitless dream, but don’t bring your whining back here when you fall on your ass.”
When he didn’t respond, eyes glued to the floor, his manager grunted once more before shuffling back into his tiny office, slamming the door. He continued sprinkling spices into the giant pan of sizzling meat. The right blend could make or break a taco, a fact his manager was keen to ignore. He ignored the gruff criticism of his superior and the ignorance of the old sod, because one day, he would own his own restaurant, and his perfect tacos would be his ticket to freedom, his chance to escape.
The day he turned in his uniform, the manager didn’t say a word, just shook his head as he grudgingly handed over the final paycheck.
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“She’s here,” squeaked a waiter, a kid about as old as he had been when he started his job at The Taco Hut. “Madame Cutler,” the boy sighed, in awe of the famed food critic who was apparently now seated in the restaurant. “Do you think she’ll like us, boss?”
He peered through the window in the kitchen door at the back of Madame Cutler’s head. She could hardly be more than a mademoiselle; her sleek, dark hair was twisted into a glossy chignon and delicate pearls dangled from her ears. She sat perfectly straight in the soft velvet chair, shoulders exactly parallel to the floor, but she did not seem tense. Her posture and her attire conveyed an air of relaxed dignity, a woman who knew her power and her limits equally.
Swallowing a lump in his throat, he clapped his waiter on the back and said, “If our service is spectacular, I’m sure she will,” and with that he pushed the quaking boy back out onto the floor.
He watched as the waiter took her order with a nervous smile. As soon as the kitchen door shut behind him, the boy let out a sigh of relief. Then he was off again, a perfect taco in the center of his tray. Fifteen minutes later, when the waiter approached his boss his relief had vanished.
“She wants to see you, sir,” the boy whispered, wringing his hands. “This is it, isn’t it?”
“You did well, kid. Wish me luck!”
His heart was hammering as he walked slowly towards her table. He hadn’t remembered this much distance in his restaurant. Suddenly his suit felt too shabby, his ginger beard too scruffy, the furnishings too lurid, the place settings too cheap, and the ambiance too fake. When at last he reached Madame Cutler, he couldn’t look her in the face, his eyes fixed on the swirling pattern of the tablecloth.
“I’m impressed,” she said, her voice a strangely familiar lilt. “I admit I was not expecting to enjoy this, but I have a fondness for tacos, and I had hoped so strongly that yours would be satisfactory.” He nodded, still not looking up. “Frankly, they’re wonderful. The spices are just right. The right blend can make or break a taco, you know.”
Her last sentence made his head snap up. Then he froze. “I…I’m glad you enjoyed them, Madame Cutler,” he choked, barely above a whisper, unable to believe his eyes.
“It was my pleasure. It always was,” she replied, her large, round blue eyes glittering as she laughed.
20.7.11
This Poem Has a Horribly Long Title
11.7.11
I Am A Dork (But this is ok)
6.7.11
Resolved: IB
3.7.11
2.7.11
Prepare For the Uprising
29.6.11
Calling All Lovers of Lars' Poetry
23.6.11
Let's All Be Uncomfortable
This week is officially Let's All Be Uncomfortable week. I've had awkward experiences literally everyday of this week. Let's break it down.
16.6.11
To the Robin Who Came to Visit This Morning...
13.6.11
Hmmm...
6.6.11
Unresolved Issues With the Animal Kingdom: Butterflies
26.5.11
"Redemption"?
23.5.11
Unexpected Loveliness
- I got to draw dancing bears and lions on my final IB exam. This will not harm my score, but help it.
- I finished said exam about 40 minutes early, and thus was able to go to Dairy Queen with two of my closest friends to eat peanut butter chocolate treats and talk about boys, college, and our relative ages (one of my friends is my five year old twin, and the other is our 35 year old mother, if you were wondering).
- We had a sub in psychology, allowing me to practice microflow, a component of positive psychology.
- Today was the last time I ever have to dedicate more than an hour of my time to rehearsing the African Jazz number for recital. No more yelling, no more wounded gazelles, no more getting blamed for the mistakes of others. None!
- This video. And Edward Monkton in general.
- To top it all off, my aunt gave me a year's membership to the Metropolitan Museum of Fine Art. That's right. I can go whenever I want to for no monies, instead of twenty monies. Happy. Happy happy happy!!!
22.5.11
Periphery
17.5.11
To My Dear Friend
14.5.11
Your Smile is Like Springtime
10.5.11
4.5.11
Unresolved Issues With the Animal Kingdom
2.5.11
Anemia, The Crying Baby
This past fall was a rough time for me. I’m not going to go into details, but I was having a lot of problems in my family and personal life. There was, however, an event I was looking forward to: donating blood. I had been trying for several months to gain enough weight to be able to donate. My friends were plotting to force-feed me cheeseburgers until I outweighed them. I did not have to resort to that, but I really wanted to be able to donate when the blood people came to my school in October, so it was definitely a conscious effort. I figured I was healthy and therefore ought to do what I could to help those who were less healthy. I was wrong.
I’m not a fan of needles, so I wasn’t surprised when I started to feel faint even before they stuck me. The last thing I heard as I lost consciousness was “Oh, she’s a spurter!” I came to quickly only to fill a unit in 4 minutes, which is about 3 minutes too fast. I fainted again when they pulled the needle out, but as I sat on the floor in the corner munching cookies and slurping juice, I figured it was just the needles. For the second time, I was wrong.
For the next three weeks, I had horrible, skull-splitting headaches, every day, without fail. Due to various issues, as previously mentioned, my planned doctor visits were pushed back until fate decided I really needed to see someone. During church the Sunday of the fourth week of headaches, a woman fainted in the middle of the service. Unfortunately, I am a sympathy fainter. Luckily there are a number of doctors and nurses at my church, so while the woman who fainted initially had to be taken out on a stretcher by the ambulance drivers, much to her protest, I was simply given water and made to sit down for the rest of the day. The next morning I found myself in the doctor’s office, being diagnosed with anemia and being scolded for donating my blood when I couldn’t produce enough blood cells for myself, let alone donate any. I’d lost almost 10 pounds, which was more than I had gained in the first place.
I have an iron deficiency-caused anemia. My doctor said the solution was to eat a lot of protein to balance out the gratuitous amount of exercise I naturally encounter on a daily basis. This works, to a point. I gained the weight back, my cheeks no longer look like paper, and the headaches stopped, but every month is two steps forward, one step back. If you know what I mean…
How is this a food issue? Well, it drastically changed my diet. I had been eating what I thought was a balanced and healthy diet, fruits, vegetables, grains, light meats like poultry, occasional red meat, lots of beans and rice, and of course, obscene amounts of junk food. I now eat beef jerky, protein bars, nuts, and eggs in addition to many of those other foods; the ratios just shifted. Here’s the catch: if I stop eating these foods, my anemia rears its ugly head, and punches the inside of my brain. So when I had to have FES surgery and lost a lot of blood, slept for four days without eating much more than yogurt and a burrito, I got the headaches again.
What have I learned from this? The medical people are like vampires: they suck your blood and leave you anemic. Anemia is like a screaming baby in your head, only the screams are silent, and the only thing that shuts that baby up is a nice, juicy hamburger. Looks like my friends were right all along.
27.4.11
This is What it Feels Like
moist grass
heated faces
magnetic air
no eye contact.
This is what "doubt" feels like.
Scene two:
cold grass
focused vacant stares
the blurring and smearing of tears
self-loathing bitterness
a warm hand on a fragile knee.
This is what "heartbreak" feels like.
Scene three:
soft fingers
red empty plastic cups
warm hearth
hollow laughter
buttercream frosting
a tight embrace
a horse with blinders.
This is what "denial" feels like.
Scene four:
empty desks
agitated bees
racing heart strings
frozen tongues against their throats.
This is what "anger" feels like.
Scene five:
sleepless eyes
intuition
crowded church
week-old release
tears, heavy tears
wheezing ribcages
familiar room, without the monument.
This is what "grief" feels like.
Scene six:
a placid lake
downy feathers
dizziness
meditation.
This is what "acceptance" feels like.
Scene seven: (blending with Scene eight)
familiar classrooms
static air
attention to detail
a recipe for quiche
tumbling from a stool
bitter buttercream frosting
sincere compliments, given with hesitant eyes
uneasy bridge walk
broken bracelets, broken promises.
This is what "replacement" feels like.
Scene nine:
full belly laughter
maniac grin
harshest words
opportunity
rubber shield.
This is what "vindctive" feels like.
Scene ten:
adrenaline screaming
panic, panic
sick coincidence
hysterical giggling
unecessary guilt
guilty pleasure
new beginning.
This is what "karma" feels like.
Epilogue:
stationary afternoon
dry, rough, patchy
an eggshell
overcooked spaghetti heaped on a plate
an airplane running over the sky
wax sliding over glass
anticipation of improvement
lies, secrets, secrets, lies
warmer eyes
greater risks.
This is what I feel like.
Unresolved Issues With the Animal Kingdom: Deer
I like to believe I am a rational person so I will explain this as rationally as possible: I am afraid of deer.
Yes. Bambi-and-friends-frolicking-through-the-woods-eating-grass deer. They unsettle me the way horror movies disturb toddlers.
Did you know that more people die in car versus deer accidents than deer? A Park Ranger in Yellowstone told me that. They’re just small enough to be flung up onto the windshield, but just large enough to smash through the glass and lacerate you with their razor-sharp hooves. That’s right. They have razor-sharp hooves.
Why, you may ask, does a deer need sharp hooves? They do not need to kill to eat, nor do they dig, or do anything with their feet but walk-anything but fight, that is. Their sharp hooves are supposedly for “self-defense”, so clearly they are fighting something. All the members of the alces family attack threats to their young in a specific manner: they rear up on their hind legs, then smash their pointy front feet into the hapless victim’s skull with the force of their entire body. It’s true; it happened to my great-great grandmother. She survived by waiting until the animal reared and then stepping calmly just outside hoof range, over and over again. Eventually the ungulate’s hamstring was bitten by a dog and the fight ended. This doesn’t seem like a defensive maneuver to me.
Deer have no concept of personal space, or dignity. They wander into people’s yards and eat the grass off of graves in cemeteries. They clearly have no respect for our dead or our living. They’ve been left by the side of the road bleeding to death at the mercy of cruel motorists too many times and now they’re out for revenge. When they’re munching the lush green on grandma’s grave, they’re using those uncommonly large eyes to say “You killed my great-grandfather, and now you must pay. Om nom nom.”
We’ve pushed them off their land and destroyed their food sources, eaten their brethren, and hit them with our cars. It was only a matter of time before a major uprising began. It is my firm belief that they are gathering together to fight the ultimate fight against mankind. Soon, they will control us with their hypnotic eyes, hooves to our backs as we slave to restore their forest and protect them from other natural enemies. They will find every last trophy head and place them over our beds, a sick reminder of how the tables have turned.
Slowly, they will become more sadistic. The ritual killings will increase and deer will control all species. These plans have been in the works since the first deer-human battles, and the deer will stop at nothing to reclaim their pride. When the deer apocalypse comes, and you don’t have your bear-guarded shelter prepared, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Bambi’s mother had it coming.
Food Issues: Nasty Fruit Chunks
Yogurt is exceedingly difficult to buy. There are so many choices, and so many ways you can end up with something disgusting instead of something wonderful. This issue is compounded with a universal inability for yogurt manufacturers to properly label their yogurt.
I have a problem with the hunks of fruit so commonly found floating in innocent yogurt. It’s not even really fruit by the time it makes it into the little plastic cup. Instead, it’s the hollow, tasteless pulp of what used to be a delicious strawberry. There is no flavor to those leathery excuses for food- it’s all been squeezed out into the yogurt already. Nobody wants it anymore. It’s gross. If I wanted pieces of fruit in my yogurt, I would put them there myself, using fresh fruit, pure fruit, unadulterated by a food processor.
Usually avoiding these nasty fruit chunks is easy, like when the yogurt people put the words “Fruit on the bottom!” on the outside, as though it’s something to be proud of. There are also those horrible, sneaky, good-for-nothing yogurt manufacturers who write NOTHING on the outside which indicates the level of nasty, leaving the poor consumer in the dark about whether or not their pina colada is chunky and full of hairy coconut bits. But they are not the worst offenders. Oh no. The worst are those yogurts which claim to be “whipped” or “smooth” which seem to imply that they are, well, not lumpy, but when you open the yogurt, there sit those poor, lifeless fruit droppings you’ve come to detest.
I’m telling you, yogurt buying is a dangerous mission. You best watch your back, and know your brands.
Nostalgia
your neck
It is too easy to
Slip
and remember how
my left hand
fits on the
right side,
cradling your face.
If I focus
I remeber where you could put
both your hands
(around my waist)
to pull me in for a
Kiss.
It is also easy to
Slip Out.
I can remember how
your neck
twisted out of
my left hand
to keep your eyes
locked away from me.
I can feel the void
from where
both your hands
no longer tug
(my empty waist).
26.4.11
Unresolved Issues With the Animal Kingdom: Pigeons
I was in New York City for the first time the summer before 8th grade. It was magical; the city was so new and different and exciting. My hometown couldn't hold a candle to its radiance. Unfortunately, there was a similarity:
Pigeons.
I loathe pigeons. There is not a single creature on this earth which I find as hideous as the pigeon, and they are everywhere on this planet. You cannot escape them. That is one of their most unattractive features-they have such vast numbers that there is no escape. They stare at you with their round, watery eyes, make that chilling cooing noise, and you can immediately tell that they are plotting something nefarious involving fecal matter.
Pigeons crap wherever they please, whenever they please, but only after eating something difficult to digest. Then they locate a target, usually someone doing something exciting, who is wearing an outfit that is either expensive, difficult to clean, or both. For instance, a pigeon will see a girl in the audience for the Today Show wearing a brand new white t-shirt and think to itself, "That violently green pesto I just consumed is making my tummy feel weird. It's time for it to move on. That pretty girl in white surely understands my sorrow." Then it will let loose and you are left covered in warm, green, stinking bird feces that will leave a horrible grey shadow on your shirt as a painful, permanent reminder.
The last offense I take with the psychology of pigeons is their (lack of) intelligence. Birds who sit on busy thoroughfares and do not fly away when approached by SUVs deserve to be crushed under the wheels of the vehicle. This is called "survival of the fittest" and rumor has it that's what makes the creatures of this earth maintain standards. These standards are important. After all, no one wants a dog that can't fetch, or a city populated by birds too stupid to use their God-given wings to save themselves from automobiles, particularly not me.
It's not just their behavior is off-putting, however. There's also the problem of their appearance. Once enough of these animals are crowded into an area populated by fools who feed them and garbage cans line the sidewalks, even the dumbest of the dumb survives. There are incidents of horrid inbreeding and terrifying accidents. This leaves us with deformed pigeons. Regular, oil-spill green birds are unattractive enough, but add goiters, extra toes, and bulbous tumors, then suddenly pigeons are infinitely worse. It may make me cruel, but I find deformed pigeons repulsive.
Unfortunately, there is no way to escape these vile creatures without moving to a remote, and likely undeveloped, part of the world, where the climate is too dramatic for lowly pigeons. That, or we use them to feed the world's hungry until we can effectively reorganize food distribution and solve world hunger. Perhaps I have a new life goal.